Isn't it fulfilling?

2nd November 2010

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when Frank has sex with a virgin, he breaks his penis off and leaves it inside her. Holy shit! Well, fortunately Frank actually has two penises, because he doesn’t want to make that kind of mistake ag — FRANK! Ohhh Frank, he just broke off his last penis inside another virgin! Now she’s killed him, and is eating him.
— Edith Zimmerman, on wasp spiders

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Source: thehairpin.com

10th October 2010

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Britons Do Sex To Each Other - The Awl →

DOGGING

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22nd August 2010

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I know what it is! I know that the man pees inside the woman.
— Sally Draper

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7th November 2009

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OH MY GOD
I JUST GOT MY WAVE INVITATION AND NOW I’M ON WAVE AND I’M SO EXCITED
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

OH MY GOD

I JUST GOT MY WAVE INVITATION AND NOW I’M ON WAVE AND I’M SO EXCITED

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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28th October 2009

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Heeb: HQ : Joel Stein: The Guy Who Loves Porn and Hates America →

Ohhhh my do I love him

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Source: heebmagazine.com