The Facebook movie looks really scary. Strange. The scariest thing about real Facebook is that Mark Zuckerberg is so rich and hasn’t fixed his schnoz yet. He is clearly quite proud to be of the tribe.
How come they never made a movie about Myspace Tom? I feel bad for that guy because he was so popular and had so many friends on Myspace, but then Zuckerberg and the Facegang pillaged him.
I enabled Tumblrrrr for f-book. I’m not entirely positive how I feel about it. Caroline, I will kindly ask that you do the same so you can tell me how I feel about it.
Today, I am going to get JUICE and then I’m going to the LIBRARY for lots of hours of reading rainbow and then I’m going to the MOVIES and then to the HIVE
WHAT AN EXCITING DAY
I’ve been getting really juicy lately. I get a juice everyday because it is 1) healthy and 2) delicious. With all the shit I eat (and I’ve really been eating like total crap lately), I feel my juice negates some of the awful I’ve been putting into my body. I get carrot, orange, apple, ginger, and wheatgrass. It tastes like magic. I feel really sprightly when I walk down the street with my juice, probably also because my wallet is so much lighter, because it is SO EXPENSIVE. It’s about £4.50. This is a lot of money. I do not have that kind of money, but I would also prefer not to die prematurely because of all of the deep fried oil crap that is festering in my body.
Also, at the juice place they make a GOOD FUCKING SANDWICH that makes for really tasty lunch. I mean, goooooooooooooood. With avocado! Where in E-burgh can you get a sandwich with avocado? NOWHERE!! I know! It is also not disgustingly unhealthy, so check-plus for that.
This was utterly pointless. I will now stop stalling and get my juice on. Honestly, I don’t think I’m procrastinating because I don’t want to go to the library, but because I don’t want my juice to be over. When all you have to look forward to is a cup of pulverized fruit and vegetables…that is a sad realization.
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Shit, Boingboing, what a downer. Can we say “morbid”?
Source: Boing Boing
