A Life of Wonder and Excitement

11th June 2010

Post

I’ve been distressed for some time now over the slow, but seemingly certain demise of my absolute favorite all-time male model, Taylor Fuchs.  Just the other day I was actually thinking that he might be done and his image may never grace my eyes again.  What would I do?  Where has he gone?

Don’t worry, though, me.  Blackbook has answered my questions and my prayers.  Taylor had simply been spending all his time at the gym, because this new editorial is yowza.

Tagged: taylor fuchsmodelsbeautiful men

9th April 2010

Post

I have a ton of work to do so I’ll do this instead

Bold the GUYS who you definitely would get it on with.

Italicize the guys you might after a little persuasion.
Leave alone the guys that don’t do anything for you.
Strike the guys you wouldn’t touch with a ten-foot pole.
* ? Question-mark the guys you don’t know.
Add three guys to the list.

THE LIST:

1. Russell Howard

2. Criss Angel

3. Robert Pattinson

4. Jeffrey Dean Morgan

5. Hugh Jackman

6. Brad Pitt

7. Jared Padalecki

8. Taylor Lautner

9. Jackson Rathbone ?

10. Robert Downey Jr.

11. Jared Leto

12. Adam Gontier ?

13. Matthew Goode -ahahahah Caroline, you get it

14. Christian Kane ?

15. Michael Welch  ?

16. Jensen Ackles

17. John Cusack

18. Matt Dillon

19. Ryan Reynolds

20. Andrew Lee Potts ?

21. Lee Pace

22. David Tennant

23. Ryan Sheckler

24. John Krasinski

25. Rupert Grint

26. Justin Chambers

27. Ed Helms

28. Patrick Dempsey

29. Johnny Depp

30. Bradley Whitford

31. Paul Rudd

32. Cory Monteith ?

33. Dominic Monaghan

34. Zachary Quinto

35. Jon Hamm

36. Josh Holloway

39. Allan Hyde

40. Christian Slater

41. Alexander Skarsgård

42. Sam Worthington

43. David Boreanaz

44. Sam Trammell ?

45. Ryan Kwanten ?

47. Adam Lambert

48. Michael C. Hall

49. Matthew Morrison?

50. Chace Crawford

51. Robert Carlyle ?

52. Milo Ventigmilia

53. Chris Pine

54. Tom Cruise

55. Joshua Jackson

56. Ewan McGregor

57. Robbie Williams

58. Matt Bomer ?

59. Oguri Shun ?

60. Orlando Bloom

61. Zachary Levi

62. Raza Jaffrey ?

63. James Murray ?

64. Jonas Armstrong ?

65. Logan Lerman ?

66. Keith Urban

67. Andy Roddick

68. Henry Cavil

69. James McAvoy

70. Matthew Perry

71. Lucas Till ?

72. Ben Whishaw

73. Tom Sturridge ?

74. Michael Cera

75. Matthew Gray Gubler ?

76. Ian Somerhalder

77. Paul Walker

78. David Beckham

79. Jason Segel

80. Matt Smith ?

81. Jude Law

82. Collin Farrell

83. Alex O’Loughlin ?

84. Jonathan Rhys Meyers

85. Adam Brody

86. Jim Sturgess

87. Ryan Gosling

88. Jared Followill

89. Hugh Dancy

90. Paul Wesley

91. Zac Efron

92. Bradley Cooper

93. Jesse Eisenberg

94. Jason Dohring ?

95. Michael Angarano ?

96. Xavier Samuel ?

97. Jim Parsons

98. Hunter Parrish

99. Nathan Followill

100. Vin Diesel

101. Steven Strait ?

102. Channing Tatum

103. Stuart Townsend

104. Gerard Butler

105. Adam Gregory ?

106. Ben Barnes

107. Justin Long

108. Sebastian Stan

109. James Marsden

110. Oliver James ?

111. Taylor Kitsch?

112. Ed Westwick

113. Matt Dallas ?

114. Kiefer Sutherland

115. Josh Duhamel

116. Mark Salling?

117. Kevin McHale

118. Shia LaBeouf

119. Jerry O’ Connell

120. Adam Brody

121. Christopher Walken

122. Daniel Brühl ?

123. George Clooney

124. David Strathairn

125. James Franco

126. Matt Damon

127. Heath Ledger

128. Nathan Fillion

129. Ashton Kutcher

130. Billie Joe Armstrong

131. Antonio Banderas

132. Michael Phelps

133. Matt Theissen?

134. Scott Michael Foster ?

135. Aaron Hill ?

136. Elijah Wood

137. Joe Anderson ?

138. Jeremy Sumpter ?

139. Aaron Johnson  ?

140. Luke Wilson

141. Hayden Christensen

142. Toby Hemingway ?

143. Adrian Grenier

144. Tal Cooperman ?

145. Kellan Lutz

146. Dave Franco?

147. Tom Welling

148. Justin Hartley ?

149. Nick Jonas —shhhhh

150. Mitch Hewer ?

151. Freddie Stroma ?

152. Eric Dane

153. Cam Gigandet

154. Sean Bourke ?

155. Apolo Anton Ohno

156. Chad Michael Murray

157. Joe Jonas

158. Dave Annable

159. Nick Valensi

160. Chase Utley ?

161. JR Celski ?

162. Leonardo Nam ?

163. Carter Jenkins ?

164. Rafi Gavron ?

165. Colin Egglesfield

166. Matt Lanter?

167. Matt Long ?

168. Ben Lawson ?

169. John Chu ?

170. Mehcad Brooks

171. Tom Brady

172. Sean Faris

173. Mark Sanchez ?

174. AJ Rafael ?

175. blank ?

176. Enchong Dee ?

177. Xian Lim ?

178. Gerald Anderson ?

179. Jake Cuenca ?

180. Daniel Radcliffe

181. Jesse Lacey

182. Josh Farro ?

183. Christian Bale

184. Daniel Craig

185. John Mayer

186. Rove McManus?

187. Mark Wahlberg

188. Michael Bublé

189. Gael García Bernal

190. Leonardo DiCaprio

191. Josh Hartnett

192. Julian Casablancas

193. Albert Hammond Jr.

194. Fabrizio Moretti

195. Nikolai Fraiture

196. Chuck Norris

197. Nathaniel Motte ?

198. Andy Samberg

199. Trent Ford ?

200. Russell Brand

201. Jack McBrayer

202. Seth Meyers

203. Sean Hayes

204. Christofer Drew?

205. Jimmy Fallon

206. Jason Sudeikis

207. Alex Turner

208. Frank Turner

209. Luke Pasqualino

210. Jesse Metcalfe

211. Jack O’Connell  ?

212. John Barrowman

213. Fabrizio Filippo ?

214. Randy Harrison ?

215. Jon Fleming ?

216. Mark Ruffalo

217. Wentworth Miller

218. Steven R. McQueen

219. James Dean

220. Sean Foreman

221. Jonathan Taylor Thomas

222. Jake Gyllenhaal

223. Daryl Palumbo ?

224. Jon Walker ?

225. Misha Collins ?

226. Keanu Reeves

227. Seth Green

228. Shemar Moore

229. Tae Yang?

230. Gabe Bondoc ?

231. Shelby Barnachea ?

232. TJ Holmes ?

233. Gabe Saporta ?

234. Brendon Urie

235. Penn Badgley

236. Josh Hutcherson?

237. Beau Taplin ?

238. Jay Tapin ?

239. Zack Merrick ?

240. Sebastien Lefebvre ?

241. Pierre Bouvier?

242. Alex Gaskarth?

243. Shaun Diviney ?

244. Andy Clemmensen ?

244. Bradie Webb ?

245. William Beckett?

246. Nax Vee ?

247. Geoff Taylor ?

248. Bam Margera

249. Oli Sykes ?

250. Ronnie Radke ?

251. Hugh Laurie

252. Tim Minchin ?

253. Ville Valo ?

254. Logan Henderson ?

255. Devin Oliver ?

256. Anthony Padilla ?

257. Jai Rodriguez

258. Justin Timberlake

259. Will Smith

260. Benicio Del Toro

261. Javier Bardem

262. Colin Firth

263. Charles Kelley ?

264. Brandon Routh

265. Drew Roy ?

266. Tyler Hilton

267. Ryan Phillippe

269. Dave Tango ?

270. Jake Epstein

271. Usher Raymond IV

272. Simon Baker

273. Brendan Fraser

274. Sean Patrick Flanery

275. Norman Reedus?

276. Shane West

278. Pete Wentz

279. Chris Brown

280. Evan Ross?

281. Dean McDermot?

282. John Francis Daley

283. Dwayne Johnson

284. Justin Bieber

285. Derek Hough?

286. Jake T. Austin?

287. Brandon Lehti?

288. Dave Faber?

289. Bill Nye the Science Guy

290. Simon Cho?

291. Jordan Malone?

292. Travis Jayner?

293. Clive Owen

294. Edward Norton

295. Maulik Pancholy

296. NICHOLAS HOULT

297. Timothy Olyphant

298. Joe Biden…timeless.

Tagged: if you are in the strokes then i will be a whore for you is pretty much the moral of this storythis was vaguely amusing so do it toobeautiful menwhores